Just days ago, I was complaining that Minneapolis has no good celebrities; today I'm pleased to report that I spoke too soon: I saw Joel Coen and Frances McDormand last night at the Doucheburger! Unfortunately, I didn't get to wait on them. I did, however, keep their kitchen receipt to show my grandchildren. (Which star ordered the all-you-can-eat sausage buffet? I'll never tell.)As titillating as the experience was for me and the rest of the yokels in the restaurant, I admit I'm a little hurt that Joel didn't take the opportunity to offer me a role in his next film. I guess some people don't recognize talent when it's gawking at them from behind a stack of menus.
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